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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 20 Dec 2011 :  22:24:01  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ayrik

Monsters like, say, giant space hamsters?

Many of the creatures listed in the various monster books are never actually seen in gaming sessions, beyond the hushed whispers of terrified NPCs. They are simply too fantastic to be even slightly believable.



I'll admit giant space hamsters are a goofy concept. That's why I embrace them!

The ones I have issues with are some of the 18000 breeds of dragons, or the incredibly unlikely undead. We've got a handful of iconic colors for dragons, and then another breed for every color combination or environ or both. And with undead, you've got all the traditional ones, but there's also things like "a green howling yodeler is created when a heartbroken half-elven male name Frehd falls off a mountain while yodeling, lands in a pool of green Jell-O, and then freezes to death while a trio of dire penguins laugh at his struggles to get out".

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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 20 Dec 2011 :  22:43:22  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Where did you find THAT one, Wooly? I need to find the book that was in, LOL!!!! (Kidding, but I DO get your point.) Personally, I like me some odd-colored dragons. Keeps my players guessing.....

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Posted - 20 Dec 2011 :  23:53:29  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Although I have less difficulty accepting 18000 breeds of dragon than 100 subspecies of elves and dwarves. Just personal opinion.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ayrik

Many of the creatures listed in the various monster books are never actually seen in gaming sessions, beyond the terrifying campfire legends half-jokingly whispered by idle NPCs. They are simply too fantastic to be even slightly believable, even within an unbelievably fantastic world.

I disagree.

Whenever I've received a new monster book, I spend some months working with practically every entry in an attempt to find a place for them in my campaign worlds. As such, both the Realms and my PLANESCAPE games are often populated by monsters that aren't traditionally attributed to either setting.

I would think this is a testament to the genius of Ed's grand creation. And, as well, the input from so many other Lorelords over the last two decades. They've each shaped and tinkered with the lore in ways that allow for almost unlimited reinterpretation and creativity. There is *literally* a place for everything so long as your mind is capable of imagining a workable solution for it and building on the platform of the Realms as it has been published.

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Markustay
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Originally posted by Kilvan

Question: In a fantasy setting, is there such a thing as fantasy? Are there novels or stage plays with mythical creatures that people can enjoy while knowing they are just fairy tales with non-existant creatures? In a world with magic, gods, dragons and fiends, I guess nothing is truly impossible.
Fantasy-setting folk tells stories about worlds without magic, where people are enslaved by their own belongings and something called 'plastic'. A world with no soul, where everyone is forced to go to a place they hate every day, kiss the buttox of undeserving creatures, and worship gods they have long lost faith in.

I shudder to imagine just such a place.




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Wooly Rupert
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Posted - 21 Dec 2011 :  04:39:40  Show Profile Send Wooly Rupert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Markustay

quote:
Originally posted by Kilvan

Question: In a fantasy setting, is there such a thing as fantasy? Are there novels or stage plays with mythical creatures that people can enjoy while knowing they are just fairy tales with non-existant creatures? In a world with magic, gods, dragons and fiends, I guess nothing is truly impossible.
Fantasy-setting folk tells stories about worlds without magic, where people are enslaved by their own belongings and something called 'plastic'. A world with no soul, where everyone is forced to go to a place they hate every day, kiss the buttox of undeserving creatures, and worship gods they have long lost faith in.

I shudder to imagine just such a place.







There was a similar cartoon in the 1E DMG.

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Ayrik
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Posted - 21 Dec 2011 :  06:19:55  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Papers & Paychecks - "It's a great new fantasy role-playing game. We pretend we're workers and students in an industrialized and technological society."

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Dennis
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Monster is often used to refer to a creature that's hideous, strange, big, stupid, and driven by primal, one or two desires (like killing and reproducing). If the “monsters” display high level of intelligence (like the phaerimm, aboleths, and dragons), is it still appropriate to call them monsters?

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Wolfhound75
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Posted - 21 Dec 2011 :  17:51:16  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Wikipedia entry on Monster begins:

A monster is any [fictional] creature, usually found in legends or horror fiction, that is somewhat hideous and may produce physical harm or mental fear by either its appearance or its actions.

I'd vote that phaerimm, aboleths, and dragons all produce that effect.
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Artemas Entreri
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Posted - 21 Dec 2011 :  19:27:47  Show Profile Send Artemas Entreri a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfhound75

Wikipedia entry on Monster begins:

A monster is any [fictional] creature, usually found in legends or horror fiction, that is somewhat hideous and may produce physical harm or mental fear by either its appearance or its actions.

I'd vote that phaerimm, aboleths, and dragons all produce that effect.



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Alystra Illianniis
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Posted - 21 Dec 2011 :  23:08:11  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I'd include some bosses, too.... Just my two Zhents, of course.

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Sill Alias
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Posted - 23 Dec 2011 :  09:10:28  Show Profile  Visit Sill Alias's Homepage Send Sill Alias a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wolfhound75

Wikipedia entry on Monster begins:

A monster is any [fictional] creature, usually found in legends or horror fiction, that is somewhat hideous and may produce physical harm or mental fear by either its appearance or its actions.

I'd vote that phaerimm, aboleths, and dragons all produce that effect.



A stupid question comes from this description.

The men with complexion of classic 'Igor', while they are humans, are both found in Horror Fictions, they are hideous and produce mental fear by both appearance and actions. Should they count as monsters?

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Ayrik
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Posted - 23 Dec 2011 :  09:35:58  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I would say the answer, within the parameters of that description, depends entirely on whether your Igors produce physical harm. Spontaneously playful pranks (like, say, deliberately selecting the Abby Normal brainjar) generally do not cause harm in a directly monstrous sense.

More to the point - the definition provided by omnipresent and omniscient Wikipedia is not, in this particular instance, as accurate as those available through more scholarly sources. Even children can readily identify monsters ... the more profound question (as explored in works ranging from The Modern Prometheus to Monsters, Inc.) is whether the monsters are indeed monstrous. The worst monsters, in the sense of inflicting harm, are those who appear fully human.

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Markustay
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If we were to broaden the description to still-living, wholly human (no templates) people, then we would have to include folk that suffer from some disability or ailment that made others 'uncomfortable', and then you are opening up a whole 'nother can of worms.

On the other hand, we often here about persons guilty of heinous crimes being referred to as 'monsters', so I would have to say the real answer would be YES, humans can be monsters.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame was an Igor.

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Wolfhound75
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Posted - 23 Dec 2011 :  17:16:15  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Markustay
The Hunchback of Notre Dame was an Igor.



Or perhaps a monstrous humanoid would be more appropriate to fit him into a MM/MC 'type' block.
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Ayrik
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Posted - 24 Dec 2011 :  00:51:01  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Many creatures, humanoids, are found in the various Monster books instead of the Player's Handbook. Many of them are far less monstrous than NPCs like Manshoon, Szass Tam, or Elminster.

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Dennis
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Posted - 24 Dec 2011 :  06:28:39  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Calling criminals monsters is figurative.

Since the humans are the ones who define monster, it's only appropriate that the yardstick they use is their selves. The phaerimm are violent, ugly and cause fear. But for all we know, the humans are hideous to the phaerimm, and consider them monsters.

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Ayrik
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Posted - 24 Dec 2011 :  06:52:56  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
We do know that. Phaerimm call humans monsters outright. They also describe us as misshapen ugly things, and (if the lore written in Netheril is to be believed) they accuse us of nearly destroying their race in our monstrous ignorance.

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Dennis
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Posted - 24 Dec 2011 :  11:00:51  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote

Reminds me of Planet 51, where the human is the "alien who would open the natives' heads and eat their brains."

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Ayrik
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Humans are brutes, jumped up apes wearing a pretentious veneer of civilization. We pollute and destroy our own air and water, we feast on acid juices and drink poisons for recreation. We encourage our neighbours to starve, die, or kill each other. We apply our greatest invention towards endless refinements in producing weaponry, death, and destruction. We nailed our own god to a stick. All pretty monstrous in my opinion, civilized enlightened aliens might be utterly perplexed by their human prisoners being unreasonably uncooperative, and insisting on physically smashing our own brain-cases against their bodies. They've got no chance.

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Dennis
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Perhaps. But such are probably minor compared to what other races do and are capable of doing, like the aboleths and the malaugryms. Some say monstrosity is measured by the creature's ugliness as much as its natural intent to harm others of and not of his kind.

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So...is it Telemont or TelAmont? Or are they two different guys? One guy with interchangable vowels when spelling his name? Why am I seeing either spelling in the same paragraph, pretty clearly seeming to be referring to the same Telamont (or is it Telemont?) Tanthul of the Shade Enclave as I'm reading Shadowrealm? Either way, I definitely missed something somewhere.
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Ayrik
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Telamont Tanthul, Most High of Thultanthar (which is also called Shade Enclave). In old Netheril he was known as Lord Shadow.

Telemont is a commonly misspelled typo - which confused me in the past because it's an error which has been widely and persistently propagated across the internet.

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Dennis
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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  14:37:59  Show Profile Send Dennis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Yoss

So...is it Telemont or TelAmont? Or are they two different guys? One guy with interchangable vowels when spelling his name? Why am I seeing either spelling in the same paragraph, pretty clearly seeming to be referring to the same Telamont (or is it Telemont?) Tanthul of the Shade Enclave as I'm reading Shadowrealm? Either way, I definitely missed something somewhere.

It's definitely Telamont. There are actually a few typos with the characters' names in The Twilight War Trilogy. I recall one instance when Rivalen was used instead of Riven. It's in Shadowstorm, I think.

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Ayrik
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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  15:08:20  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Naming your trio of prominent characters Erevis, Riven, and Rivalen is just asking for typo confusion.

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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  17:06:46  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Other famous trios....

Athos, Porthos, & Aramis?

Huey, Dewey, & Louie?

Alvin, Simon, & Theodore?

Venkman, Stantz, & Spengler?

Kirk, Spock, & McCoy?

Snap, Crackle, & Pop?

Tinman, Scarecrow, & Cowardly Lion?

And my personal favorites....

Moe, Larry, & Curly


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Ayrik
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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  18:18:14  Show Profile Send Ayrik a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The best of those trios always required a "fourth man" as logistical support/backup. D'Artagnan, Donald, Egon, Scotty, etc.

That Tinman character always annoyed me. Tin does not corrode, so it's highly improbable that he could be rusty anywhere outside of Hollywood. Unless perhaps he were composed of some advanced tin-based bio-alloy, but I digress.

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Yoss
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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  18:26:34  Show Profile Send Yoss a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dennis

quote:
Originally posted by Yoss

So...is it Telemont or TelAmont? Or are they two different guys? One guy with interchangable vowels when spelling his name? Why am I seeing either spelling in the same paragraph, pretty clearly seeming to be referring to the same Telamont (or is it Telemont?) Tanthul of the Shade Enclave as I'm reading Shadowrealm? Either way, I definitely missed something somewhere.

It's definitely Telamont. There are actually a few typos with the characters' names in The Twilight War Trilogy. I recall one instance when Rivalen was used instead of Riven. It's in Shadowstorm, I think.



Yeah, I remember seeing that one. And at one point Cale grows an extra L and becomes Calle for a sentence. I don't think I've read a FR book without a few typos, but they're nowhere near as prevalent as they are in the local newspaper here or a few other things I've read. For the most part, this is the only mildly confusing one I've encountered. I was just curious as to whether that was the Most High or one of the other guys that came along for the meet with Mephistopheles that hadn't been identified on that particular page yet. Hey, if there are 12 princes, chances are that with one or two of their births mom and dad got a little lazy and decided, "well, we already have a Telamont jr, how about we just call this one 'Telemont.'" Pronunciation-wise it becomes the subtle difference between Erin and Aaron (it's there most of the time, even when it's subconscious).

Anyway, I should just go finish the book. SWTOR's launch ate majorly into my reading time, and with the servers still currently down for maintenance, I can hit the books before I feel compelled to play more video games. I've also sort of slowlg slogging through Shadowrealm knowing that I'll still have a long wait til Godborn, and I'm gonna want to read that as soon as I'm done.

I'm sure I can find something else to over-think and ask you folks about.

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Wolfhound75
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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  19:12:12  Show Profile Send Wolfhound75 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Thbbbbt!
Egon is Spengler. For Shame!

Regardless, your point is well made. I was simply injecting some levity because I had nothing to do at work and was sipping on a triple-shot espresso this morning and catching up on all the reading I missed over Christmas.

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Posted - 27 Dec 2011 :  23:55:47  Show Profile Send Alystra Illianniis a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Triple-shot? Oh, my.... I pity your co-workers. And yes, I caught that one too.

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